Thursday, December 6, 2018

Sayonara Seroma

On Saturday 1st December I had my drainage bottle disconnected. Once I recover from this surgery, say another month, I hope to feel normal again. Here are some pictures to help to understand my problem. These first two are not of me, but the situation is very similar. You can see the big lopsided seroma pushing down on my spine when I try to sleep, giving me sciatica in my hips and knees. I'm sure you can imagine the extra pressure it has added to my bladder. When I am walking it pushes up on my left lung. The fluidity of it "off centre" has seriously distorted my balance.



My surgeon says, yes it did look a bit like this when he went in.
I had the surgery privately  as I wanted it before Christmas, and the amounts of fluid being aspirated were increasing - up to 520mls. My surgeon, Peter Stiven does not stand on ceremony. So I text him my measurements of outflow of serum each morning until he says  that it is small enough. This happened on Saturday, so I texted Peter and he came in in his gardening clothes and snipped the stitches which were holding the tube in. I felt like a prisoner with an ankle bracelet who is finally freed!
The serum cam back as "sterile" so that was a positive start.

By the time I was finished this was nearly full.

The red stringy things are like egg white - protein deposits in the serum. They occasionally blocked up the valve.



I had a worrying few days when I thought he had put me back together without a tummy button, but as the swelling went down it gradually appeared - I dont know why I worried about this!!!
The stitches have now dissolved and I have a new shooting star to add to my constellation of scars.
Now we are on seroma watch. The original seroma was evident a week after my hernia operation. So far so good..

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Mac Conference, Gold Coast, 2018

We load the car and head off to the Gold Coast. After lunch at Balina (where there have been  a couple of recent shark attacks) we book into the hotel at Royal Pines and then return the car to Surfers Paradise. We think we will take an Uber on the way home, but the man in the offlicense says that he does Uber driving and because of the trams and poor parking he will not pick up in this district and tells us where to go to be picked up. However we have to walk past a taxi rank with 3 taxis on the way, so give in and take a taxi.
Our 10th floor view over the golf course - PGA coming up this week.
It takes quite a bit of walking around to get our bearings and find out where we will have to go in the morning. Later we have an Italian meal at the resort.

On Tuesday morning we go down and collect our satchels which include the milkadamia product. I just love  my fudge creamer - it has so much mouth feel - something which really slows you down as you drink it.
"a Cuddle in a cup"

Duncan's milk product is the normal milk - barely any calories, but I imagine not so nice in tea, but people seem to enjoy it in their coffee. The first lecture is on soil. Duncan was hoping to go to bees, but cannot get in as there are too many people registered. I have our soil data and analysis from vineyard days, and with great relief see that our soil fits the bill. The main message seems to be mulch and manure, so we are on target there too. In the afternoon Duncan plays golf while I have a browse at the machinery stands, then a quick rest before we head of to the Caribbean Cocktail party. Despite our intention to give the Aussie wine a chance, they didn't really measure up, but the food - pulled pork sliders especially were great!

A harvester - will we be able to afford one of these in the future????
The price of breakfast at the resort is phenomenal! (about $30 each) However we head off to the headline speaker who founded Bulmer the major vegetable producer in Australia. Next we hear about all the innovations for macadamia products. The one on integrated past management is of less interest as we don't have most of them living in NZ at present. And the last talk before lunch is on irrigation, which wasn't really aimed at those with a usually good rainfall and a clay soil. The talk that impressed us most was the small session concerning the desire to identify and preserve the old, indigenous species of macadamias, especially in case they need to hark back to the old gene pool as pests or climate may require re-engineering of the gene-pool. Happy hour followed.
Aussie beers - Critical analysis by Rod, Duncan will give anything a go at this time.

Both Rod and Duncan give the sponsor of happy hour a go to do his spiel. Nice machine. Overkill for 4Ha though! 
Filled to the brim with macadamia nuts leading to great bowel transitions, we head back to the Italian place for a bit of starch!!
Up early on Thursday for the Gourmet (Pete O'Donaghue - Australian friend of Jamie Olivers) breakfast. Of course it was all macadamia based.

The first course was salmon, so I decided to opt out - after all I wasn't exactly fading away.
The brown creamy stuff is fermented garlic aioli  which lead to many a case of bad breath that day! 

The Mango Kulfi with Macadamia cream was more to my taste. We sat with Pam and Fredrick Lips who were interesting company - about the same size as us but quite a few more years down the track, and looking to expand more.

Some good tree talks on tree architecture and physiology, and a talk from a guy which had gone from marketing macadamias to setting up an orchard. As the sugar price slumps in Queensland much of the land is being turned into nut farms.
After quite a long lunch  - more macadamia goodies -  I watched the 3 minute presentations by the PhD students. Of 10 students, 8 were foreign. Many to do with marking and manipulating genome material to increase yield or to shorten time to maturity.
The final social event was the Bond night.
Still not very good at taking selfies!

These girls and their Bond were part of the dance troupe that entertained

Vanessa, Rod and Jan

"Pour more wine or I'll shoot1"

Very spectacular.......

..but loud, very loud.
Most of the old people turned in quite early due to the loudness.
Fortunately Robert Mannes from NZ was able to give us a lift to Gold Coast airport. Good flight home, but very tiring.
The pleasing thing is to see we are on track!